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label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in classic colors that pair with any wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48104728068318,"sku":"18500-BLACK-XS","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48104728101086,"sku":"18500-BLACK-S","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48104728133854,"sku":"18500-BLACK-M","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48104728166622,"sku":"18500-BLACK-L","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48104728199390,"sku":"18500-BLACK-XL","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48104728232158,"sku":"18500-BLACK-2XL","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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