{"title":"T-Shirts - Short Sleeve","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"pwr_bottom_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"PWR Bottom V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePWR Bottom V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097241071838,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097241104606,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097241137374,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097241170142,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097241202910,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097241235678,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097241268446,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097241301214,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097241333982,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 6XL","offer_id":48097241366750,"sku":"3001-WHITE-6XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097241399518,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097241432286,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097241465054,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097241497822,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097241530590,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097241563358,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097241596126,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097241628894,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097241661662,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097241694430,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097241727198,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097241759966,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097241792734,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097241825502,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097241858270,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097241891038,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097241923806,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097241956574,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097241989342,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097242022110,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097242054878,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097242087646,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097242120414,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097242153182,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097242185950,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097242218718,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097242251486,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097242284254,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097242317022,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097242349790,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097242382558,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097242415326,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097242448094,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097242480862,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097242513630,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097242546398,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097242579166,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097242611934,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097242644702,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097242677470,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097242710238,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097242743006,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097242775774,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097242808542,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097242841310,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097242874078,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097242906846,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097242939614,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097242972382,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097243005150,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097243037918,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097243070686,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097243103454,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097243136222,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097243168990,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097243201758,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097243234526,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097243267294,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097243300062,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097243332830,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097243365598,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097243398366,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097243431134,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097243463902,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/pwr_bottom_v1_3001_white.jpg?v=1776207640"},{"product_id":"bottom_king-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Bottom King","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBottom King is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097268596958,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097268629726,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097268662494,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097268695262,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097268728030,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097268760798,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097268793566,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097268826334,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097268859102,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097268891870,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097268924638,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097268957406,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097268990174,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097269022942,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097269055710,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097269088478,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097269121246,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097269154014,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097269186782,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097269219550,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097269252318,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097269285086,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097269317854,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097269350622,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097269383390,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097269416158,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097269448926,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097269481694,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097269514462,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097269547230,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097269579998,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097269612766,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097269645534,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097269678302,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097269711070,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097269743838,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097269776606,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097269809374,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097269842142,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097269874910,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097269907678,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097269940446,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097269973214,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097270005982,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097270038750,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097270071518,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097270104286,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097270137054,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097270169822,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097270202590,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097270235358,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097270268126,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097270300894,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097270333662,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097270366430,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097270399198,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097270431966,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097270464734,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097270497502,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097270530270,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097270563038,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097270595806,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097270628574,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097270661342,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097270694110,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097270726878,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097270759646,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097270792414,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097270825182,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097270857950,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097270890718,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097270923486,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097270956254,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097270989022,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097271021790,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097271054558,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097271087326,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097271120094,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097271152862,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097271185630,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097271218398,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097271251166,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097271283934,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097271316702,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097271349470,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097271382238,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097271415006,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097271447774,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097271480542,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097271513310,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097271546078,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097271578846,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097271611614,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097271644382,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097271677150,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097271709918,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097271742686,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097271775454,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/bottom_king_3001_white_27bcdd51-18d7-4b1c-a3df-3ff162063f2c.jpg?v=1776207727"},{"product_id":"enjoy_cock_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Enjoy Cock","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnjoy Cock is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097271840990,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097271873758,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097271906526,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097271939294,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097271972062,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097272004830,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097272037598,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097272070366,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097272103134,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097272135902,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097272168670,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097272201438,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097272234206,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097272266974,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097272299742,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097272332510,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097272365278,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097272398046,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097272430814,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097272463582,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097272496350,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097272529118,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097272561886,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097272594654,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097272627422,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097272660190,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097272692958,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097272725726,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097272758494,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097272791262,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097272824030,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097272856798,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097272889566,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097272922334,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097272955102,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097272987870,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097273020638,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097273053406,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097273086174,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097273118942,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097273151710,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097273184478,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097273217246,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097273250014,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097273282782,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097273315550,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097273348318,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097273381086,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097273413854,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097273446622,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097273479390,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097273512158,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097273544926,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097273577694,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097273610462,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097273643230,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097273675998,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097273708766,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097273741534,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097273774302,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097273807070,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097273839838,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097273872606,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097273905374,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097273938142,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097273970910,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097274003678,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097274036446,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097274069214,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097274101982,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097274134750,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097274167518,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097274200286,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097274233054,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097274265822,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097274298590,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097274331358,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097274364126,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097274396894,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097274429662,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097274462430,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097274495198,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097274527966,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097274560734,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097274593502,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097274626270,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097274659038,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097274691806,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097274724574,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097274757342,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097274790110,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097274822878,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097274855646,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097274888414,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097274921182,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097274953950,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097274986718,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097275019486,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/enjoy_cock_v1_3001_white_07fc8256-c029-4031-8644-d6c706af1f85.jpg?v=1776207733"},{"product_id":"finish_him_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Finish Him","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFinish Him is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097275085022,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097275117790,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097275150558,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097275183326,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097275216094,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097275248862,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097275281630,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097275314398,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097275347166,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097275379934,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097275412702,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097275445470,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097275478238,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097275511006,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097275543774,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097275576542,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097275609310,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097275642078,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097275674846,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097275707614,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097275740382,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097275773150,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097275805918,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097275838686,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097275871454,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097275904222,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097275936990,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097275969758,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097276002526,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097276035294,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097276068062,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097276100830,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097276133598,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097276166366,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097276199134,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097276231902,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097276264670,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097276297438,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097276330206,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097276362974,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097276395742,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097276428510,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097276461278,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097276494046,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097276526814,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097276559582,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097276592350,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097276625118,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097276657886,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097276690654,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097276723422,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097276756190,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097276788958,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097276821726,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097276854494,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097276887262,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097276920030,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097276952798,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097276985566,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097277018334,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097277051102,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097277083870,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097277116638,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097277149406,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097277182174,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097277214942,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097277247710,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097277280478,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097277313246,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097277346014,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097277378782,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097277411550,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097277444318,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097277477086,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097277509854,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097277542622,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097277575390,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097277608158,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097277640926,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097277673694,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097277706462,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097277739230,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097277771998,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097277804766,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097277837534,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097277870302,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097277903070,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097277935838,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097277968606,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097278001374,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097278034142,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097278066910,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097278099678,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097278132446,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097278165214,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097278197982,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097278230750,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097278263518,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/finish_him_v1_3001_white_672fe72a-79b7-4a17-b22c-c326b16fce5b.jpg?v=1776207738"},{"product_id":"gays-unisex-t-shirt","title":"GAYS","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGAYS is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097278361822,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097278394590,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097278427358,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097278460126,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097278492894,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097278525662,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097278558430,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097278591198,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097278623966,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097278656734,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097278689502,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097278722270,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097278755038,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097278787806,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097278820574,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097278853342,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097278886110,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097278918878,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097278951646,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097278984414,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097279017182,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097279049950,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097279082718,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097279115486,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097279148254,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097279181022,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097279213790,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097279246558,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097279279326,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097279312094,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097279344862,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097279377630,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097279410398,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097279443166,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097279475934,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097279508702,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097279541470,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097279574238,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097279607006,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097279639774,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097279672542,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097279705310,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097279738078,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097279770846,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097279803614,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097279836382,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097279869150,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097279901918,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097279934686,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097279967454,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097280000222,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097280032990,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097280065758,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097280098526,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097280131294,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097280164062,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097280196830,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097280229598,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097280262366,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097280295134,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097280327902,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097280360670,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097280393438,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097280426206,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097280458974,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097280491742,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097280524510,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097280557278,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097280590046,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097280622814,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097280655582,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097280688350,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097280721118,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097280753886,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097280786654,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097280819422,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097280852190,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097280884958,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097280917726,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097280950494,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097280983262,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097281016030,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097281048798,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097281081566,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097281114334,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097281147102,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097281179870,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097281212638,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097281245406,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097281278174,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097281310942,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097281343710,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097281376478,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097281409246,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097281442014,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097281474782,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097281507550,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097281540318,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/gays_3001_white_93544109-e0ff-42f3-99c1-dcdb9e2b6db0.jpg?v=1776207744"},{"product_id":"ambiguous_super_hero_duo_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Ambiguous Super Hero Duo V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAmbiguous Super Hero Duo V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097281638622,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097281671390,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097281704158,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097281736926,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097281769694,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097281802462,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097281835230,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097281867998,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097281900766,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097281933534,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097281966302,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097281999070,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097282031838,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097282064606,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097282097374,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097282130142,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097282162910,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097282195678,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097282228446,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097282261214,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097282293982,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097282326750,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097282359518,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097282392286,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097282425054,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097282457822,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097282490590,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097282523358,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097282556126,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097282588894,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097282621662,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097282654430,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097282687198,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097282719966,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097282752734,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097282785502,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097282818270,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097282851038,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097282883806,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097282916574,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097282949342,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097282982110,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097283014878,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097283047646,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097283080414,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097283113182,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097283145950,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097283178718,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097283211486,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097283244254,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097283277022,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097283309790,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097283342558,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097283375326,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097283408094,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097283440862,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097283473630,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097283506398,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097283539166,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097283571934,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097283604702,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097283637470,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097283670238,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097283703006,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097283735774,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097283768542,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097283801310,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097283834078,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097283866846,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097283899614,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097283932382,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097283965150,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097283997918,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097284030686,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097284063454,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097284096222,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097284128990,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097284161758,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097284194526,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097284227294,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097284260062,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097284292830,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097284325598,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097284358366,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097284391134,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097284423902,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097284456670,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097284489438,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097284522206,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097284554974,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097284587742,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097284620510,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097284653278,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097284686046,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097284718814,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097284751582,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097284784350,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097284817118,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/ambiguous_super_hero_duo_v1_3001_white_4aaec1cd-2d5c-443a-a2f0-0c55cff16419.jpg?v=1776207749"},{"product_id":"americas_next_top_bottom_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"America's Next Top Bottom V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAmerica's Next Top Bottom V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097284915422,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097284948190,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097284980958,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097285013726,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097285046494,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097285079262,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097285112030,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097285144798,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097285177566,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097285210334,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097285243102,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097285275870,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097285308638,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097285341406,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097285374174,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097285406942,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097285439710,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097285472478,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097285505246,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097285538014,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097285570782,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097285603550,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097285636318,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097285669086,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097285701854,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097285734622,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097285767390,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097285800158,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097285832926,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097285865694,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097285898462,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097285931230,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097285963998,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097285996766,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097286029534,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097286062302,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097286095070,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097286127838,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097286160606,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097286193374,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097286226142,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097286258910,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097286291678,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097286324446,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097286357214,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097286389982,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097286422750,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097286455518,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097286488286,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097286521054,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097286553822,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097286586590,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097286619358,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097286652126,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097286684894,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097286717662,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097286750430,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097286783198,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097286815966,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097286848734,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097286881502,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097286914270,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097286947038,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097286979806,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097287012574,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097287045342,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097287078110,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097287110878,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097287143646,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097287176414,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097287209182,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097287241950,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097287274718,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097287307486,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097287340254,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097287373022,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097287405790,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097287438558,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097287471326,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097287504094,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097287536862,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097287569630,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097287602398,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097287635166,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097287667934,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097287700702,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097287733470,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097287766238,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097287799006,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/americas_next_top_bottom_v1_3001_lilac_867f38f9-2cab-451f-b616-e3df08bb4886.jpg?v=1776207759"},{"product_id":"americas_next_top_bottom_v2-unisex-t-shirt","title":"America's Next Top Bottom V2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAmerica's Next Top Bottom V2 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097287897310,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097287930078,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097287962846,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097287995614,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097288028382,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097288061150,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097288093918,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097288126686,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097288159454,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097288192222,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097288224990,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097288257758,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097288290526,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097288323294,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097288356062,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097288388830,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097288421598,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097288454366,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097288487134,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097288519902,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097288552670,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097288585438,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097288618206,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097288650974,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097288683742,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097288716510,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097288749278,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097288782046,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097288814814,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097288847582,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097288880350,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097288913118,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097288945886,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097288978654,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097289011422,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097289044190,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097289076958,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097289109726,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097289142494,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097289175262,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097289208030,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097289240798,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097289273566,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097289306334,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097289339102,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097289371870,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097289404638,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097289437406,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097289470174,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097289502942,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097289535710,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097289568478,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097289601246,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097289634014,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097289666782,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097289699550,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097289732318,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097289765086,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097289797854,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097289830622,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097289863390,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097289896158,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097289928926,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097289961694,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097289994462,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097290027230,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097290059998,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097290092766,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097290125534,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097290158302,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097290191070,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097290223838,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097290256606,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/americas_next_top_bottom_v2_3001_white_b35a7b60-4f8e-4d53-962b-58cb63aadbc7.jpg?v=1776207764"},{"product_id":"be_gay_do_crime_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Be Gay Do Crime V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBe Gay Do Crime V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097290322142,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097290354910,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097290387678,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097290420446,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097290453214,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097290485982,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097290518750,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097290551518,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097290584286,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097290617054,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097290649822,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097290682590,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097290715358,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097290748126,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097290780894,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097290813662,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097290846430,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097290879198,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097290911966,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097290944734,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097290977502,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097291010270,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097291043038,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097291075806,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097291108574,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097291141342,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097291174110,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097291206878,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097291239646,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097291272414,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097291305182,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097291337950,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097291370718,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097291403486,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097291436254,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097291469022,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097291501790,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097291534558,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097291567326,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097291600094,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097291632862,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097291665630,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097291698398,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097291731166,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097291763934,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097291796702,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097291829470,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097291862238,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097291895006,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097291927774,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097291960542,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097291993310,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097292026078,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097292058846,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097292091614,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097292124382,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097292157150,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097292189918,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097292222686,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097292255454,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097292288222,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097292320990,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097292353758,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097292386526,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097292419294,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097292452062,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097292484830,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097292517598,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097292550366,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097292583134,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097292615902,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097292648670,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097292681438,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/be_gay_do_crime_v1_3001_white_331ef57c-6202-4fcf-82a1-f1d33cffb9a4.jpg?v=1776207769"},{"product_id":"be_gay_do_crime_v2-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Be Gay Do Crime V2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBe Gay Do Crime V2 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097293041886,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097293074654,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097293107422,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097293140190,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097293172958,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097293205726,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097293238494,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097293271262,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097293304030,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097293336798,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097293369566,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097293402334,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097293435102,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097293467870,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097293500638,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097293533406,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097293566174,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097293598942,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097293631710,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097293664478,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097293697246,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097293730014,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097293762782,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097293795550,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097293828318,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097293861086,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097293893854,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097293926622,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097293959390,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097293992158,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097294024926,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097294057694,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097294090462,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097294123230,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097294155998,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097294188766,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097294221534,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097294254302,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097294287070,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097294319838,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097294352606,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097294385374,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097294418142,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097294450910,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097294483678,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097294516446,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097294549214,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097294581982,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097294614750,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097294647518,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097294680286,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097294713054,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097294745822,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097294778590,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097294811358,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097294844126,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097294876894,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097294909662,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097294942430,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097294975198,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097295007966,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097295040734,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097295073502,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097295106270,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097295139038,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097295171806,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097295204574,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097295237342,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097295270110,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097295302878,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097295335646,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097295368414,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097295401182,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097295433950,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097295466718,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097295499486,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097295532254,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097295565022,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097295597790,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097295630558,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097295663326,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097295696094,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097295728862,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097295761630,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097295794398,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097295827166,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097295859934,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097295892702,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097295925470,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097295958238,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097295991006,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097296023774,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097296056542,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097296089310,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097296122078,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097296154846,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097296187614,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097296220382,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/be_gay_do_crime_v2_3001_white_c83db813-ae77-4187-bf26-aa46b2432fb9.jpg?v=1776207815"},{"product_id":"big_dick_energy_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Big Dick Energy V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBig Dick Energy V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097296253150,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097296285918,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097296318686,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097296351454,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097296384222,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097296416990,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097296449758,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097296482526,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097296515294,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097296548062,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097296580830,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097296613598,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097296646366,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097296679134,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097296711902,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097296744670,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097296777438,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097296810206,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097296842974,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097296875742,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097296908510,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097296941278,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097296974046,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097297006814,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097297039582,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097297072350,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097297105118,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097297137886,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097297170654,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097297203422,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097297236190,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097297268958,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097297301726,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097297334494,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097297367262,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097297400030,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097297432798,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097297465566,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097297498334,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097297531102,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097297563870,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097297596638,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097297629406,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097297662174,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097297694942,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097297727710,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097297760478,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097297793246,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097297826014,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097297858782,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097297891550,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097297924318,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097297957086,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097297989854,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097298022622,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097298055390,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097298088158,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097298120926,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097298153694,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097298186462,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097298219230,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097298251998,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097298284766,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097298317534,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097298350302,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097298383070,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097298415838,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097298448606,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097298481374,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097298514142,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097298546910,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097298579678,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097298612446,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/big_dick_energy_v1_3001_aqua_623c61e8-90eb-49ee-bafd-f5f114d8e19a.jpg?v=1776207819"},{"product_id":"big_dick_energy_v2-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Big Dick Energy V2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBig Dick Energy V2 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097298645214,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097298677982,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097298710750,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097298743518,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097298776286,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097298809054,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097298841822,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097298874590,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097298907358,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097298940126,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097298972894,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097299005662,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097299038430,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097299071198,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097299103966,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097299136734,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097299169502,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097299202270,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097299235038,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097299267806,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097299300574,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097299333342,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097299366110,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097299398878,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097299431646,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097299464414,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097299497182,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097299529950,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097299562718,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097299595486,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097299628254,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097299661022,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097299693790,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097299726558,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097299759326,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097299792094,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097299824862,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097299857630,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097299890398,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097299923166,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097299955934,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097299988702,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097300021470,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097300054238,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097300087006,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097300119774,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097300152542,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097300185310,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097300218078,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097300250846,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097300283614,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097300316382,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097300349150,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097300381918,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097300414686,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097300447454,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097300480222,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097300512990,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097300545758,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097300578526,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097300611294,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097300644062,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097300676830,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097300709598,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097300742366,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097300775134,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097300807902,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097300840670,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097300873438,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097300906206,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097300938974,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097300971742,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097301004510,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097301037278,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097301070046,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097301102814,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097301135582,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097301168350,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097301201118,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097301233886,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097301266654,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097301299422,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097301332190,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097301364958,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097301397726,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097301430494,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097301463262,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097301496030,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097301528798,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/big_dick_energy_v2_3001_darkgreyheather_5720dcb4-e223-4e4f-b9b3-3b6f8887befe.jpg?v=1776207823"},{"product_id":"big_dick_energy_v3-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Big Dick Energy V3","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBig Dick Energy V3 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097301561566,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097301594334,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097301627102,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097301659870,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097301692638,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097301725406,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097301758174,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097301790942,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097301823710,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097301856478,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097301889246,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097301922014,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097301954782,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097301987550,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097302020318,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097302053086,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097302085854,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097302118622,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097302151390,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097302184158,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097302216926,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097302249694,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097302282462,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097302315230,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097302347998,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097302380766,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097302413534,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097302446302,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097302479070,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097302511838,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097302544606,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097302577374,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097302610142,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097302642910,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097302675678,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097302708446,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097302741214,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097302773982,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097302806750,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097302839518,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097302872286,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097302905054,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097302937822,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097302970590,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097303003358,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097303036126,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097303068894,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097303101662,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097303134430,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097303167198,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097303199966,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097303232734,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097303265502,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097303298270,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097303331038,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097303363806,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097303396574,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097303429342,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097303462110,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097303494878,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097303527646,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097303560414,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097303593182,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097303625950,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097303658718,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097303691486,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097303724254,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097303757022,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097303789790,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097303822558,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097303855326,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097303888094,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097303920862,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097303953630,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097303986398,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097304019166,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097304051934,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097304084702,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097304117470,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097304150238,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097304183006,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097304215774,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097304248542,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097304281310,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097304314078,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097304346846,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097304379614,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097304412382,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097304445150,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097304477918,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097304510686,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097304543454,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097304576222,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097304608990,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097304641758,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097304674526,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097304707294,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097304740062,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/big_dick_energy_v3_3001_darkgreyheather_f50c3e50-ce31-434e-a40a-ff8c73659289.jpg?v=1776207828"},{"product_id":"big_gay_energy_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Big Gay Energy V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBig Gay Energy V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097304772830,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097304805598,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097304838366,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097304871134,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097304903902,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097304936670,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097304969438,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097305002206,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097305034974,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097305067742,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097305100510,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097305133278,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097305166046,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097305198814,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097305231582,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097305264350,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097305297118,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097305329886,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097305362654,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097305395422,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097305428190,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097305460958,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097305493726,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097305526494,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097305559262,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097305592030,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097305624798,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097305657566,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097305690334,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097305723102,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097305755870,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097305788638,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097305821406,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097305854174,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097305886942,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097305919710,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097305952478,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097305985246,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097306018014,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097306050782,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097306083550,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097306116318,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097306149086,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097306181854,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097306214622,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097306247390,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097306280158,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097306312926,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097306345694,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097306378462,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097306411230,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097306443998,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097306476766,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097306509534,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097306542302,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097306575070,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097306607838,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097306640606,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097306673374,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097306706142,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097306738910,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097306771678,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097306804446,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097306837214,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097306869982,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097306902750,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097306935518,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097306968286,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097307001054,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097307033822,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097307066590,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097307099358,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097307132126,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097307164894,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097307197662,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097307230430,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097307263198,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097307295966,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097307328734,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097307361502,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097307394270,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097307427038,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097307459806,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097307492574,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097307525342,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097307558110,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097307590878,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097307623646,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097307656414,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097307689182,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097307721950,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097307754718,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097307787486,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097307820254,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097307853022,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097307885790,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097307918558,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097307951326,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/big_gay_energy_v1_3001_darkgreyheather_71243a71-b750-4c5b-b5ad-1bcb36241128.jpg?v=1776207833"},{"product_id":"big_gay_energy_v2-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Big Gay Energy V2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBig Gay Energy V2 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097307984094,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097308016862,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097308049630,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097308082398,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097308115166,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097308147934,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097308180702,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097308213470,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097308246238,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097308279006,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097308311774,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097308344542,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097308377310,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097308410078,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097308442846,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097308475614,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097308508382,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097308541150,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097308573918,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097308606686,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097308639454,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097308672222,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097308704990,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097308737758,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097308770526,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097308803294,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097308836062,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097308868830,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097308901598,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097308934366,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097308967134,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097308999902,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097309032670,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097309065438,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097309098206,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097309130974,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097309163742,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097309196510,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097309229278,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097309262046,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097309294814,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097309327582,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097309360350,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097309393118,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097309425886,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097309458654,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097309491422,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097309524190,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097309556958,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097309589726,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097309622494,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097309655262,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097309688030,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097309720798,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097309753566,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097309786334,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097309819102,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097309851870,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097309884638,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097309917406,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097309950174,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097309982942,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097310015710,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097310048478,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097310081246,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097310114014,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097310146782,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097310179550,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097310212318,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097310245086,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097310277854,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097310310622,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097310343390,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097310376158,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097310408926,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097310441694,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097310474462,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097310507230,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097310539998,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097310572766,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097310605534,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097310638302,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097310671070,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097310703838,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097310736606,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097310769374,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097310802142,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097310834910,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097310867678,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/big_gay_energy_v2_3001_aqua_9cf0c7f2-f1d3-4705-b144-1fc23569c7c4.jpg?v=1776207838"},{"product_id":"born_this_gay_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Born This Gay V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBorn This Gay V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097310900446,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097310933214,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097310965982,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097310998750,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097311031518,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097311064286,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097311097054,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097311129822,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097311162590,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097311195358,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097311228126,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097311260894,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097311293662,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097311326430,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097311359198,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097311391966,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097311424734,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097311457502,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097311490270,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097311523038,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097311555806,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097311588574,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097311621342,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097311654110,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097311686878,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097311719646,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097311752414,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097311785182,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097311817950,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097311850718,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097311883486,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097311916254,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097311949022,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097311981790,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097312014558,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097312047326,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097312080094,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097312112862,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097312145630,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097312178398,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097312211166,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097312243934,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097312276702,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097312309470,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097312342238,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097312375006,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097312407774,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097312440542,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097312473310,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097312506078,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097312538846,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097312571614,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097312604382,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097312637150,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097312669918,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097312702686,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097312735454,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097312768222,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097312800990,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097312833758,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097312866526,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097312899294,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097312932062,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097312964830,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097312997598,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097313030366,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097313063134,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097313095902,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097313128670,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097313161438,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097313194206,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097313226974,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097313259742,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/born_this_gay_v1_3001_lilac_6c7c22dc-098b-4b1f-8548-b88c41d0f661.jpg?v=1776207843"},{"product_id":"born_this_gay_v2-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Born This Gay V2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBorn This Gay V2 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097313292510,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097313325278,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097313358046,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097313390814,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097313423582,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097313456350,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097313489118,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097313521886,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097313554654,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097313587422,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097313620190,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097313652958,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097313685726,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097313718494,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097313751262,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097313784030,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097313816798,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097313849566,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097313882334,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097313915102,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097313947870,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097313980638,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097314013406,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097314046174,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097314078942,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097314111710,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097314144478,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097314177246,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097314210014,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097314242782,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097314275550,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097314308318,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097314341086,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097314373854,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097314406622,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097314439390,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097314472158,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097314504926,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097314537694,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097314570462,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097314603230,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097314635998,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097314668766,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097314701534,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097314734302,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097314767070,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097314799838,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097314832606,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097314865374,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097314898142,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097314930910,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097314963678,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097314996446,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097315029214,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097315061982,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097315094750,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097315127518,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097315160286,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097315193054,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097315225822,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097315258590,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097315291358,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097315324126,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097315356894,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097315389662,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097315422430,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097315455198,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097315487966,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097315520734,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097315553502,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097315586270,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097315619038,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097315651806,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097315684574,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097315717342,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097315750110,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097315782878,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097315815646,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097315848414,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097315881182,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097315913950,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097315946718,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097315979486,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097316012254,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097316045022,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097316077790,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097316110558,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097316143326,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097316176094,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/born_this_gay_v2_3001_darkgreyheather_abf29bf9-48e8-46bb-8f59-e9632c151a87.jpg?v=1776207848"},{"product_id":"born_this_gay_v3-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Born This Gay V3","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBorn This Gay V3 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097316208862,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097316241630,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097316274398,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097316307166,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097316339934,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097316372702,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097316405470,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097316438238,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097316471006,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097316503774,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097316536542,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097316569310,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097316602078,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097316634846,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097316667614,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097316700382,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097316733150,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097316765918,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097316798686,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097316831454,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097316864222,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097316896990,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097316929758,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097316962526,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097316995294,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097317028062,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097317060830,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097317093598,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097317126366,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097317159134,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097317191902,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097317224670,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097317257438,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097317290206,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097317322974,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097317355742,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097317388510,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097317421278,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097317454046,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097317486814,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097317519582,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097317552350,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097317585118,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097317617886,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097317650654,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097317683422,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097317716190,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097317748958,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097317781726,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097317814494,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097317847262,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097317880030,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097317912798,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097317945566,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097317978334,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097318011102,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097318043870,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097318076638,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097318109406,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097318142174,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097318174942,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097318207710,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097318240478,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097318273246,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097318306014,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097318338782,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097318371550,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097318404318,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097318437086,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097318469854,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097318502622,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097318535390,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097318568158,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097318600926,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097318633694,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097318666462,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097318699230,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097318731998,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097318764766,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097318797534,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097318830302,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097318863070,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097318895838,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097318928606,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097318961374,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097318994142,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097319026910,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097319059678,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097319092446,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097319125214,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097319157982,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097319190750,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097319223518,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097319256286,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097319289054,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097319321822,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097319354590,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097319387358,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/born_this_gay_v3_3001_darkgreyheather_3b285e9a-f265-4fec-80dc-e6845a3fcb5f.jpg?v=1776207853"},{"product_id":"bossy_bottom_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Bossy Bottom V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBossy Bottom V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097319420126,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097319452894,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097319485662,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097319518430,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097319551198,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097319583966,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097319616734,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097319649502,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097319682270,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097319715038,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097319747806,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097319780574,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097319813342,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097319846110,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097319878878,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097319911646,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097319944414,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097319977182,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097320009950,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097320042718,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097320075486,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097320108254,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097320141022,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097320173790,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097320206558,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097320239326,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097320272094,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097320304862,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097320337630,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097320370398,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097320403166,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097320435934,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097320468702,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097320501470,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097320534238,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097320567006,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097320599774,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097320632542,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097320665310,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097320698078,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/bossy_bottom_v1_3001_lilac_ecea2156-8178-4372-ab1e-841e72bb83a3.jpg?v=1776207858"},{"product_id":"bossy_bottom_v2-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Bossy Bottom V2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBossy Bottom V2 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097320730846,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097320763614,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097320796382,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097320829150,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097320861918,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097320894686,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097320927454,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097320960222,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097320992990,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097321025758,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097321058526,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097321091294,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097321124062,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097321156830,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097321189598,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097321222366,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097321255134,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097321287902,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097321320670,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097321353438,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097321386206,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097321418974,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097321451742,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097321484510,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097321517278,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097321550046,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097321582814,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097321615582,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097321648350,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097321681118,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097321713886,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097321746654,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097321779422,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097321812190,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097321844958,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097321877726,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097321910494,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097321943262,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097321976030,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097322008798,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097322041566,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097322074334,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097322107102,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097322139870,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097322172638,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097322205406,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097322238174,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097322270942,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097322303710,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097322336478,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097322369246,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097322402014,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097322434782,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097322467550,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097322500318,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097322533086,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097322565854,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097322598622,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097322631390,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097322664158,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097322696926,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097322729694,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097322762462,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097322795230,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097322827998,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097322860766,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097322893534,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097322926302,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097322959070,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097322991838,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097323024606,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097323057374,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097323090142,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097323122910,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097323155678,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097323188446,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097323221214,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097323253982,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097323286750,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097323319518,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097323352286,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097323385054,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097323417822,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097323450590,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097323483358,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097323516126,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097323548894,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097323581662,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097323614430,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/bossy_bottom_v2_3001_darkgreyheather_3c4ffb57-2f12-404f-9be8-9934a3b604ae.jpg?v=1776207863"},{"product_id":"bossy_bottom_v3-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Bossy Bottom V3","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBossy Bottom V3 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097323679966,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097323712734,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097323745502,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097323778270,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097323811038,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097323843806,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097323876574,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097323909342,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097323942110,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097323974878,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097324007646,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097324040414,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097324073182,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097324105950,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097324138718,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097324171486,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097324204254,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097324237022,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097324269790,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097324302558,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097324335326,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097324368094,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097324400862,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097324433630,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097324466398,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097324499166,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097324531934,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097324564702,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097324597470,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097324630238,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097324663006,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097324695774,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097324728542,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097324761310,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097324794078,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097324826846,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097324859614,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097324892382,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097324925150,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097324957918,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097324990686,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097325023454,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097325056222,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097325088990,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097325121758,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097325154526,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097325187294,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097325220062,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097325252830,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097325285598,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097325318366,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097325351134,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097325383902,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097325416670,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097325449438,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097325482206,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097325514974,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097325547742,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097325580510,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097325613278,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097325646046,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097325678814,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097325711582,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097325744350,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097325777118,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097325809886,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097325842654,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097325875422,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097325908190,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097325940958,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097325973726,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097326006494,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097326039262,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097326072030,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097326104798,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097326137566,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097326170334,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097326203102,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097326235870,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097326268638,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097326301406,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097326334174,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097326366942,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097326399710,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097326432478,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097326465246,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097326498014,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097326530782,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097326563550,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097326596318,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097326629086,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097326661854,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097326694622,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097326727390,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097326760158,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097326792926,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097326825694,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097326858462,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/bossy_bottom_v3_3001_darkgreyheather_142cccfe-229e-44f7-b40e-04dbfe29b854.jpg?v=1776207898"},{"product_id":"bottom_bitch_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Bottom Bitch V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBottom Bitch V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097326891230,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097326923998,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097326956766,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097326989534,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097327022302,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097327055070,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097327087838,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097327120606,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097327153374,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097327186142,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097327218910,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097327251678,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097327284446,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097327317214,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097327349982,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097327382750,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097327415518,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097327448286,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097327481054,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097327513822,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097327546590,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097327579358,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097327612126,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097327644894,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097327677662,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097327710430,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097327743198,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097327775966,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097327808734,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097327841502,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097327874270,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097327907038,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097327939806,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097327972574,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097328005342,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097328038110,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097328070878,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097328103646,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097328136414,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097328169182,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097328201950,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097328234718,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097328267486,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097328300254,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097328333022,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097328365790,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097328398558,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097328431326,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097328464094,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097328496862,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097328529630,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097328562398,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097328595166,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097328627934,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097328660702,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097328693470,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097328726238,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097328759006,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097328791774,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097328824542,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097328857310,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097328890078,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097328922846,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097328955614,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097328988382,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/bottom_bitch_v1_3001_lilac_8f02c6b4-8018-46f1-bba9-e8dc2d4bf5da.jpg?v=1776207902"},{"product_id":"bottom_bitch_v2-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Bottom Bitch V2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBottom Bitch V2 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097329086686,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097329119454,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097329152222,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097329184990,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097329217758,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097329250526,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097329283294,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097329316062,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097329348830,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097329381598,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097329414366,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097329447134,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097329479902,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097329512670,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097329545438,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097329578206,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097329610974,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097329643742,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097329676510,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097329709278,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097329742046,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097329774814,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097329807582,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097329840350,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097329873118,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097329905886,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097329938654,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097329971422,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097330004190,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097330036958,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097330069726,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097330102494,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097330135262,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097330168030,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097330200798,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097330233566,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097330266334,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097330299102,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097330331870,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097330364638,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097330397406,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097330430174,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097330462942,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097330495710,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097330528478,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097330561246,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097330594014,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097330626782,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097330659550,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097330692318,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097330725086,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097330757854,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097330790622,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097330823390,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097330856158,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097330888926,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097330921694,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097330954462,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097330987230,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097331019998,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097331052766,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097331085534,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097331118302,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097331151070,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097331183838,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097331216606,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097331249374,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097331282142,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097331314910,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097331347678,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097331380446,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097331413214,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097331445982,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097331478750,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097331511518,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097331544286,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097331577054,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097331609822,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097331642590,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097331675358,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097331708126,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097331740894,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097331773662,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097331806430,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097331839198,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097331871966,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097331904734,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097331937502,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097331970270,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/bottom_bitch_v2_3001_darkgreyheather_a451cbb4-b123-4558-9227-7a2580c323d8.jpg?v=1776207906"},{"product_id":"bottom_bitch_v3-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Bottom Bitch V3","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBottom Bitch V3 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097332003038,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097332035806,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097332068574,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097332101342,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097332134110,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097332166878,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097332199646,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097332232414,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097332265182,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097332297950,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097332330718,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097332363486,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097332396254,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097332429022,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097332461790,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097332494558,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097332527326,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097332560094,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097332592862,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097332625630,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097332658398,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097332691166,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097332723934,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097332756702,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097332789470,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097332822238,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097332855006,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097332887774,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097332920542,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097332953310,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097332986078,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097333018846,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097333051614,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097333084382,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097333117150,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097333149918,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097333182686,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097333215454,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097333248222,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097333280990,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097333313758,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097333346526,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097333379294,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097333412062,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097333444830,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097333477598,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097333510366,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097333543134,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097333575902,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097333608670,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097333641438,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097333674206,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097333706974,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097333739742,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097333772510,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097333805278,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097333838046,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097333870814,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097333903582,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097333936350,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097333969118,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097334001886,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097334034654,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097334067422,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097334100190,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097334132958,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097334165726,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097334198494,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097334231262,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097334264030,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097334296798,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097334329566,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097334362334,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097334395102,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097334427870,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097334460638,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097334493406,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097334526174,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097334558942,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097334591710,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097334624478,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097334657246,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097334690014,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097334722782,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097334755550,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097334788318,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097334821086,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097334853854,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097334886622,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097334919390,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097334952158,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097334984926,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097335017694,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097335050462,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097335083230,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097335115998,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097335148766,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097335181534,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/bottom_bitch_v3_3001_darkgreyheather_e9572806-af89-4681-8819-fe732f87278d.jpg?v=1776207911"},{"product_id":"bottom_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Bottom V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBottom V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097335279838,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097335312606,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097335345374,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097335378142,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097335410910,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097335443678,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097335476446,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097335509214,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097335541982,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097335574750,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097335607518,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097335640286,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097335673054,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097335705822,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097335738590,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097335771358,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097335804126,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097335836894,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097335869662,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097335902430,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097335935198,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097335967966,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097336000734,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097336033502,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097336066270,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097336099038,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097336131806,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097336164574,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097336197342,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097336230110,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097336262878,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097336295646,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097336328414,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097336361182,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097336393950,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097336426718,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097336459486,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097336492254,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097336525022,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097336557790,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097336590558,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097336623326,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097336656094,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097336688862,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097336721630,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097336754398,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097336787166,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097336819934,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097336852702,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097336885470,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097336918238,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097336951006,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097336983774,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097337016542,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097337049310,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097337082078,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097337114846,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097337147614,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097337180382,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097337213150,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097337245918,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097337278686,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097337311454,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097337344222,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097337376990,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097337409758,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097337442526,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097337475294,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097337508062,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097337540830,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097337573598,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097337606366,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097337639134,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097337671902,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097337704670,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097337737438,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097337770206,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097337802974,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097337835742,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097337868510,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097337901278,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097337934046,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097337966814,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097337999582,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097338032350,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097338065118,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097338097886,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097338130654,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097338163422,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/bottom_v1_3001_darkgreyheather_ba657eff-5374-410e-90c8-b2a207616284.jpg?v=1776207916"},{"product_id":"bottom_v2-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Bottom V2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBottom V2 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097338228958,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097338261726,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097338294494,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097338327262,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097338360030,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097338392798,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097338425566,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097338458334,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097338491102,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097338523870,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097338556638,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097338589406,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097338622174,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097338654942,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097338687710,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097338720478,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097338753246,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097338786014,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097338818782,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097338851550,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097338884318,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097338917086,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097338949854,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097338982622,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097339015390,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097339048158,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097339080926,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097339113694,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097339146462,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097339179230,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097339211998,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097339244766,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097339277534,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097339310302,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097339343070,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097339375838,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097339408606,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097339441374,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097339474142,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097339506910,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097339539678,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097339572446,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097339605214,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097339637982,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097339670750,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097339703518,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097339736286,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097339769054,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097339801822,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097339834590,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097339867358,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097339900126,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097339932894,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097339965662,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097339998430,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097340031198,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097340063966,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/bottom_v2_3001_lilac_b4d2833c-e27e-40d0-81ce-e902b4620f84.jpg?v=1776207920"},{"product_id":"bottom_v3-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Bottom V3","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBottom V3 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097340096734,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097340129502,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097340162270,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097340195038,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097340227806,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097340260574,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097340293342,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097340326110,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097340358878,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097340391646,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097340424414,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097340457182,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097340489950,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097340522718,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097340555486,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097340588254,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097340621022,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097340653790,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097340686558,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097340719326,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097340752094,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097340784862,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097340817630,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097340850398,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097340883166,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097340915934,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097340948702,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097340981470,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097341014238,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097341047006,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097341079774,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097341112542,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097341145310,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097341178078,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097341210846,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097341243614,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097341276382,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097341309150,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097341341918,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097341374686,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097341407454,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097341440222,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097341472990,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097341505758,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097341538526,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097341571294,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097341604062,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097341636830,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097341669598,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097341702366,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097341735134,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097341767902,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097341800670,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097341833438,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097341866206,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097341898974,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097341931742,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097341964510,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097341997278,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097342030046,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097342062814,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097342095582,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097342128350,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097342161118,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097342193886,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097342226654,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097342259422,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097342292190,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097342324958,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097342357726,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097342390494,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097342423262,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097342456030,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097342488798,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097342521566,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097342554334,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097342587102,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097342619870,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097342652638,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097342685406,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097342718174,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097342750942,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097342783710,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097342816478,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097342849246,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097342882014,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097342914782,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097342947550,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097342980318,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097343013086,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097343045854,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097343078622,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097343111390,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097343144158,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097343176926,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097343209694,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097343242462,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097343275230,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/bottom_v3_3001_darkgreyheather_5129f108-be07-4246-a172-041d599f7272.jpg?v=1776207926"},{"product_id":"butch-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Butch","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eButch is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48097343406302,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48097343439070,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48097343471838,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48097343504606,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48097343537374,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097343570142,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097343602910,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097343635678,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097343668446,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097343701214,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097343733982,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097343766750,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097343799518,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097343832286,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097343865054,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097343897822,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097343930590,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097343963358,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097343996126,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097344028894,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097344061662,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097344094430,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097344127198,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097344159966,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097344192734,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097344225502,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48097344258270,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48097344291038,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48097344323806,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48097344356574,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48097344389342,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097344422110,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097344454878,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097344487646,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48097344520414,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48097344553182,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48097344585950,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48097344618718,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48097344651486,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097344684254,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097344717022,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097344749790,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48097344782558,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48097344815326,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48097344848094,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48097344880862,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48097344913630,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097344946398,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097344979166,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097345011934,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097345044702,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097345077470,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097345110238,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097345143006,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097345175774,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097345208542,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097345241310,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097345274078,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097345306846,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097345339614,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097345372382,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097345405150,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097345437918,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097345470686,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097345503454,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097345536222,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097345568990,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097345601758,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097345634526,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097345667294,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097345700062,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097345732830,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097345765598,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097345798366,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097345831134,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097345863902,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097345896670,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097345929438,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097345962206,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097345994974,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097346027742,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097346060510,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097346093278,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097346126046,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097346158814,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097346191582,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097346224350,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097346257118,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097346289886,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097346322654,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097346355422,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097346388190,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097346420958,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097346453726,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097346486494,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097346519262,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097346552030,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097346584798,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/butch_3001_navy_63c37576-e424-40b0-9b0e-b620231a4c38.jpg?v=1776207936"},{"product_id":"c_is_for_cock_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"C Is For Cock V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eC Is For Cock V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chad's Closet","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48097346617566,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48097346650334,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48097346683102,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48097346715870,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48097346748638,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097346781406,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097346814174,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097346846942,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48097346879710,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48097346912478,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48097346945246,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48097346978014,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48097347010782,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48097347043550,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097347076318,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097347109086,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097347141854,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48097347174622,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48097347207390,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48097347240158,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48097347272926,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48097347305694,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097347338462,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097347371230,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097347403998,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48097347436766,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48097347469534,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48097347502302,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48097347535070,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48097347567838,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097347600606,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097347633374,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097347666142,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48097347698910,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48097347731678,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48097347764446,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48097347797214,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48097347829982,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097347862750,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097347895518,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097347928286,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48097347961054,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48097347993822,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48097348026590,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48097348059358,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48097348092126,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097348124894,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097348157662,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097348190430,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48097348223198,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48097348255966,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48097348288734,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48097348321502,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48097348354270,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48097348387038,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48097348419806,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48097348452574,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/c_is_for_cock_v1_3001_white_dc1798cc-b032-4368-a2ea-6e4f327b190d.jpg?v=1776207939"},{"product_id":"scared_of_fighting_because_what_if_they_choke_me_and_i_cum_instead_v3-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Scared Of Fighting Because What If They Choke Me And I Cum Instead V3","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eScared Of Fighting Because What If They Choke Me And I Cum Instead V3 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102554632414,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102554665182,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102554697950,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102554730718,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102554763486,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102554796254,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102554829022,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102554861790,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48102554894558,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48102554927326,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48102554960094,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48102554992862,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48102555025630,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102555058398,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102555091166,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102555123934,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102555156702,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102555189470,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102555222238,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102555255006,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102555287774,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102555320542,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102555353310,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102555386078,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102555418846,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102555451614,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102555484382,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102555517150,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102555549918,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102555582686,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102555615454,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102555648222,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102555680990,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102555713758,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102555746526,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102555779294,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102555812062,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102555844830,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102555877598,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102555910366,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102555943134,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102555975902,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102556008670,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102556041438,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102556074206,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102556106974,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102556139742,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102556172510,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102556205278,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102556238046,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102556270814,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102556303582,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102556336350,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102556369118,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102556401886,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102556434654,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102556467422,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102556500190,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102556532958,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102556565726,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102556598494,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102556631262,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102556664030,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102556696798,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102556729566,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102556762334,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102556795102,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102556827870,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102556860638,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102556893406,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102556926174,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102556958942,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/scared_of_fighting_because_what_if_they_choke_me_and_i_cum_instead_v3_3001_darkgreyheather.jpg?v=1776270540"},{"product_id":"scared_of_fighting_because_what_if_they_choke_me_and_i_cum_instead_v2-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Scared Of Fighting Because What If They Choke Me And I Cum Instead V2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eScared Of Fighting Because What If They Choke Me And I Cum Instead V2 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102557024478,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102557057246,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102557090014,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102557122782,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102557155550,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102557188318,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102557221086,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102557253854,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102557286622,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102557319390,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102557352158,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102557384926,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102557417694,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102557450462,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102557483230,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102557515998,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102557548766,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102557581534,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102557614302,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102557647070,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102557679838,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102557712606,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102557745374,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102557778142,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102557810910,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102557843678,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102557876446,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102557909214,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102557941982,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102557974750,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102558007518,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102558040286,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102558073054,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102558105822,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102558138590,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102558171358,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102558204126,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102558236894,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102558269662,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102558302430,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102558335198,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102558367966,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102558400734,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102558433502,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102558466270,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102558499038,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102558531806,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102558564574,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102558597342,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102558630110,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102558662878,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102558695646,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102558728414,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102558761182,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102558793950,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102558826718,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/scared_of_fighting_because_what_if_they_choke_me_and_i_cum_instead_v2_3001_lilac.jpg?v=1776270544"},{"product_id":"scared_of_fighting_because_what_if_they_choke_me_and_i_cum_instead_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Scared Of Fighting Because What If They Choke Me And I Cum Instead V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eScared Of Fighting Because What If They Choke Me And I Cum Instead V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48102558859486,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48102558892254,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48102558925022,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48102558957790,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48102558990558,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102559023326,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102559056094,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102559088862,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102559121630,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 6XL","offer_id":48102559154398,"sku":"3001-BLACK-6XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102559187166,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102559219934,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102559252702,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102559285470,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102559318238,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102559351006,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102559383774,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102559416542,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102559449310,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102559482078,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102559514846,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102559547614,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102559580382,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102559613150,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102559645918,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102559678686,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48102559711454,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48102559744222,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48102559776990,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48102559809758,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48102559842526,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102559875294,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102559908062,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102559940830,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102559973598,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102560006366,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102560039134,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102560071902,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102560104670,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102560137438,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102560170206,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102560202974,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102560235742,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102560268510,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102560301278,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102560334046,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102560366814,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102560399582,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102560432350,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102560465118,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102560497886,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102560530654,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102560563422,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102560596190,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102560628958,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102560661726,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102560694494,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102560727262,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102560760030,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102560792798,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102560825566,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102560858334,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102560891102,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102560923870,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102560956638,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102560989406,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102561022174,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102561054942,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102561087710,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102561120478,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102561153246,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102561186014,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102561218782,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102561251550,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102561284318,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102561317086,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102561349854,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102561382622,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102561415390,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102561448158,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102561480926,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102561513694,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102561546462,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102561579230,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102561611998,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102561644766,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102561677534,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102561710302,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102561743070,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102561775838,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/scared_of_fighting_because_what_if_they_choke_me_and_i_cum_instead_v1_3001_black_6b5091de-2273-42b1-bd95-6e797de8630a.jpg?v=1776270547"},{"product_id":"dat_ass_tho_v2-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Dat Ass Tho V2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDat Ass Tho V2 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48102561906910,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS-DEL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48102561939678,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S-DEL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48102561972446,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M-DEL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48102562005214,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L-DEL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48102562037982,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL-DEL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102562070750,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL-DEL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102562103518,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL-DEL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102562136286,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL-DEL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102562169054,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL-DEL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 6XL","offer_id":48102562201822,"sku":"3001-BLACK-6XL-DEL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48102562234590,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48102562267358,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48102562300126,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48102562332894,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48102562365662,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102562398430,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102562431198,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102562463966,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102562496734,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 6XL","offer_id":48102562529502,"sku":"3001-WHITE-6XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102562562270,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102562595038,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102562627806,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102562660574,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102562693342,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102562726110,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102562758878,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102562791646,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102562824414,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS-DEL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102562857182,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S-DEL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102562889950,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M-DEL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102562922718,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L-DEL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102562955486,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL-DEL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102562988254,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL-DEL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102563021022,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL-DEL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102563053790,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL-DEL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48102563086558,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS-DEL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48102563119326,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S-DEL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48102563152094,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M-DEL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48102563184862,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L-DEL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48102563217630,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL-DEL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102563250398,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL-DEL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102563283166,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL-DEL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102563315934,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL-DEL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102563348702,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102563381470,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102563414238,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102563447006,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102563479774,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102563512542,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102563545310,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102563578078,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102563610846,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102563643614,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102563676382,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102563709150,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102563741918,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102563774686,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102563807454,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102563840222,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102563872990,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102563905758,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102563938526,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102563971294,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102564004062,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102564036830,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102564069598,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102564102366,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102564135134,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102564167902,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102564200670,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102564233438,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102564266206,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102564298974,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102564331742,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102564364510,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102564397278,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102564430046,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102564462814,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102564495582,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102564528350,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102564561118,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102564593886,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102564626654,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102564659422,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102564692190,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102564724958,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102564757726,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102564790494,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102564823262,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102564856030,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102564888798,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102564921566,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102564954334,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102564987102,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102565019870,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102565052638,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102565085406,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102565118174,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102565150942,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/dat_ass_tho_v2_3001_white.jpg?v=1776270551"},{"product_id":"any_girl_can_suck_your_dick_so_find_one_who_can_blow_your_mind_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Any Girl Can Suck Your Dick So Find One Who Can Blow Your Mind V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAny Girl Can Suck Your Dick So Find One Who Can Blow Your Mind V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48102571344094,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48102571376862,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48102571409630,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48102571442398,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48102571475166,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102571507934,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102571540702,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102571573470,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102571606238,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102571639006,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102571671774,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102571704542,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102571737310,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102571770078,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102571802846,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102571835614,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102571868382,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102571901150,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102571933918,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102571966686,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102571999454,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102572032222,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102572064990,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102572097758,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102572130526,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102572163294,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102572196062,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102572228830,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102572261598,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102572294366,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102572327134,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102572359902,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102572392670,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102572425438,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102572458206,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102572490974,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102572523742,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102572556510,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102572589278,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102572622046,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102572654814,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102572687582,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102572720350,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102572753118,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102572785886,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102572818654,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102572851422,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102572884190,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102572916958,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102572949726,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102572982494,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102573015262,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102573048030,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102573080798,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102573113566,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102573146334,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102573179102,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102573211870,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102573244638,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102573277406,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102573310174,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102573342942,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102573375710,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102573408478,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102573441246,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102573474014,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102573506782,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102573539550,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102573572318,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102573605086,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102573637854,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102573670622,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102573703390,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/any_girl_can_suck_your_dick_so_find_one_who_can_blow_your_mind_v1_3001_white_3199e591-e0e9-45d1-a109-708f91f19a34.jpg?v=1776270563"},{"product_id":"any_girl_can_suck_your_dick_so_find_one_who_can_blow_your_mind_v2-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Any Girl Can Suck Your Dick So Find One Who Can Blow Your Mind V2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAny Girl Can Suck Your Dick So Find One Who Can Blow Your Mind V2 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48102573768926,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48102573801694,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48102573834462,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48102573867230,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48102573899998,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102573932766,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102573965534,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102573998302,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102574031070,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102574063838,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102574096606,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102574129374,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102574162142,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102574194910,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102574227678,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102574260446,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102574293214,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102574325982,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102574358750,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102574391518,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102574424286,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102574457054,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102574489822,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102574522590,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102574555358,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48102574588126,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48102574620894,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48102574653662,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48102574686430,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48102574719198,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102574751966,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102574784734,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102574817502,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102574850270,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102574883038,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102574915806,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102574948574,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102574981342,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102575014110,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102575046878,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102575079646,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102575112414,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102575145182,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102575177950,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102575210718,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102575243486,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102575276254,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102575309022,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102575341790,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102575374558,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102575407326,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102575440094,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102575472862,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102575505630,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102575538398,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102575571166,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102575603934,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102575636702,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102575669470,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102575702238,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102575735006,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102575767774,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102575800542,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102575833310,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102575866078,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102575898846,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102575931614,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102575964382,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102575997150,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102576029918,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102576062686,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102576095454,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102576128222,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102576160990,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102576193758,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102576226526,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102576259294,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102576292062,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102576324830,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102576357598,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102576390366,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102576423134,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102576455902,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102576488670,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102576521438,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102576554206,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102576586974,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102576619742,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102576652510,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/any_girl_can_suck_your_dick_so_find_one_who_can_blow_your_mind_v2_3001_black_2c6357a9-efc1-4957-9e14-e9aaba6b8130.jpg?v=1776270566"},{"product_id":"any_girl_can_suck_your_dick_so_find_one_who_can_blow_your_mind_v3-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Any Girl Can Suck Your Dick So Find One Who Can Blow Your Mind V3","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAny Girl Can Suck Your Dick So Find One Who Can Blow Your Mind V3 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48102576685278,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48102576718046,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48102576750814,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48102576783582,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48102576816350,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102576849118,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102576881886,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102576914654,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102576947422,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48102576980190,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48102577012958,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48102577045726,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48102577078494,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48102577111262,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102577144030,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102577176798,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102577209566,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102577242334,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102577275102,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102577307870,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102577340638,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102577373406,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102577406174,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102577438942,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102577471710,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102577504478,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102577537246,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102577570014,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102577602782,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102577635550,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102577668318,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102577701086,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102577733854,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102577766622,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48102577799390,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48102577832158,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48102577864926,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48102577897694,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48102577930462,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102577963230,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102577995998,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102578028766,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102578061534,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102578094302,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102578127070,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102578159838,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102578192606,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102578225374,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102578258142,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102578290910,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102578323678,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102578356446,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102578389214,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102578421982,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102578454750,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102578487518,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102578520286,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102578553054,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102578585822,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102578618590,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102578651358,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102578684126,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102578716894,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102578749662,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102578782430,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102578815198,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102578847966,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102578880734,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102578913502,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102578946270,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102578979038,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102579011806,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102579044574,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102579077342,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102579110110,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102579142878,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102579175646,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102579208414,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102579241182,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102579273950,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102579306718,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102579339486,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102579372254,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102579405022,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102579437790,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102579470558,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102579503326,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102579536094,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102579568862,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102579601630,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102579634398,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102579667166,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102579699934,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102579732702,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102579765470,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102579798238,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102579831006,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102579863774,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/any_girl_can_suck_your_dick_so_find_one_who_can_blow_your_mind_v3_3001_black_c26323ed-6b90-40ea-b363-21cca7898dc7.jpg?v=1776270570"},{"product_id":"dick_is_my_cardio_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Dick Is My Cardio V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDick Is My Cardio V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48102579994846,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48102580027614,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48102580060382,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48102580093150,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48102580125918,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102580158686,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102580191454,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102580224222,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102580256990,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102580289758,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102580322526,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102580355294,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102580388062,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102580420830,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102580453598,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102580486366,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102580519134,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102580551902,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102580584670,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102580617438,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102580650206,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102580682974,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102580715742,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102580748510,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102580781278,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48102580814046,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48102580846814,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48102580879582,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48102580912350,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48102580945118,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102580977886,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102581010654,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102581043422,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102581076190,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102581108958,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102581141726,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102581174494,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102581207262,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102581240030,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102581272798,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102581305566,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102581338334,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102581371102,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102581403870,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102581436638,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102581469406,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102581502174,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102581534942,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102581567710,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102581600478,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102581633246,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102581666014,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102581698782,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102581731550,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102581764318,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102581797086,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102581829854,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102581862622,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102581895390,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102581928158,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102581960926,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102581993694,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102582026462,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102582059230,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102582091998,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102582124766,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102582157534,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102582190302,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102582223070,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102582255838,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102582288606,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102582321374,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102582354142,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102582386910,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102582419678,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102582452446,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102582485214,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102582517982,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102582550750,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102582583518,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102582616286,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102582649054,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102582681822,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102582714590,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102582747358,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102582780126,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102582812894,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102582845662,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102582878430,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/dick_is_my_cardio_v1_3001_darkgreyheather.jpg?v=1776270574"},{"product_id":"dick_is_my_cardio_v2-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Dick Is My Cardio V2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDick Is My Cardio V2 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48102582911198,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48102582943966,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48102582976734,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48102583009502,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48102583042270,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102583075038,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102583107806,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102583140574,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102583173342,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102583206110,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102583238878,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102583271646,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102583304414,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102583337182,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102583369950,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102583402718,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102583435486,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102583468254,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102583501022,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102583533790,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102583566558,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102583599326,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102583632094,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102583664862,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102583697630,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102583730398,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102583763166,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102583795934,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102583828702,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102583861470,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102583894238,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102583927006,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102583959774,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102583992542,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102584025310,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102584058078,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102584090846,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102584123614,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102584156382,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102584189150,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102584221918,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102584254686,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102584287454,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102584320222,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102584352990,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102584385758,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102584418526,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102584451294,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102584484062,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102584516830,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102584549598,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102584582366,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102584615134,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102584647902,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102584680670,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102584713438,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102584746206,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102584778974,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102584811742,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102584844510,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102584877278,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102584910046,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102584942814,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102584975582,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102585008350,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102585041118,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102585073886,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102585106654,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102585139422,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102585172190,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102585204958,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102585237726,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102585270494,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/dick_is_my_cardio_v2_3001_lilac_7743f740-8cd4-4cd7-b671-18fda977ea23.jpg?v=1776270578"},{"product_id":"dick_is_my_cardio_v3-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Dick Is My Cardio V3","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDick Is My Cardio V3 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48102585368798,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48102585401566,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48102585434334,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48102585467102,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48102585499870,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102585532638,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102585565406,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102585598174,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102585630942,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48102585663710,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48102585696478,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48102585729246,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48102585762014,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48102585794782,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102585827550,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102585860318,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102585893086,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102585925854,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102585958622,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102585991390,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102586024158,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102586056926,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102586089694,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102586122462,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102586155230,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102586187998,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102586220766,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102586253534,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102586286302,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102586319070,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102586351838,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102586384606,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102586417374,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102586450142,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48102586482910,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48102586515678,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48102586548446,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48102586581214,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48102586613982,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102586646750,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102586679518,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102586712286,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102586745054,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102586777822,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102586810590,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102586843358,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102586876126,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102586908894,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102586941662,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102586974430,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102587007198,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102587039966,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102587072734,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102587105502,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102587138270,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102587171038,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102587203806,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102587236574,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102587269342,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102587302110,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102587334878,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102587367646,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102587400414,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102587433182,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102587465950,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102587498718,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102587531486,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102587564254,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102587597022,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102587629790,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102587662558,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102587695326,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102587728094,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102587760862,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102587793630,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102587826398,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102587859166,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102587891934,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102587924702,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102587957470,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102587990238,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102588023006,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102588055774,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102588088542,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102588121310,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102588154078,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102588186846,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102588219614,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102588252382,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102588285150,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102588317918,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102588350686,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102588383454,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102588416222,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102588448990,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102588481758,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102588514526,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102588547294,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/dick_is_my_cardio_v3_3001_darkgreyheather.jpg?v=1776270583"},{"product_id":"dick_sucking_champion_2021_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Dick Sucking Champion 2021 V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDick Sucking Champion 2021 V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48102588645598,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48102588678366,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48102588711134,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48102588743902,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48102588776670,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102588809438,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102588842206,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102588874974,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102588907742,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102588940510,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102588973278,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102589006046,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102589038814,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102589071582,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102589104350,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102589137118,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102589169886,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102589202654,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102589235422,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102589268190,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102589300958,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102589333726,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102589366494,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102589399262,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102589432030,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48102589464798,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48102589497566,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48102589530334,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48102589563102,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48102589595870,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102589628638,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102589661406,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102589694174,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102589726942,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102589759710,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102589792478,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102589825246,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102589858014,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102589890782,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102589923550,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102589956318,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102589989086,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102590021854,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102590054622,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102590087390,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102590120158,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102590152926,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102590185694,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102590218462,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102590251230,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102590283998,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102590316766,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102590349534,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102590382302,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102590415070,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102590447838,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102590480606,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102590513374,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102590546142,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102590578910,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102590611678,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102590644446,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102590677214,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102590709982,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102590742750,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102590775518,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102590808286,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102590841054,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102590873822,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102590906590,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102590939358,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102590972126,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102591004894,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102591037662,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102591070430,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102591103198,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102591135966,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102591168734,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102591201502,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102591234270,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102591267038,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102591299806,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102591332574,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102591365342,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102591398110,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102591430878,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102591463646,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102591496414,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102591529182,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/dick_sucking_champion_2021_v1_3001_darkgreyheather.jpg?v=1776270590"},{"product_id":"dick_sucking_champion_2021_v2-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Dick Sucking Champion 2021 V2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDick Sucking Champion 2021 V2 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48102591594718,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48102591627486,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48102591660254,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48102591693022,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48102591725790,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102591758558,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102591791326,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102591824094,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102591856862,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102591889630,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102591922398,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102591955166,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102591987934,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102592020702,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102592053470,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102592086238,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102592119006,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102592151774,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102592184542,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102592217310,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102592250078,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102592282846,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102592315614,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102592348382,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102592381150,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102592413918,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102592446686,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102592479454,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102592512222,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102592544990,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102592577758,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102592610526,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102592643294,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102592676062,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102592708830,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102592741598,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102592774366,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102592807134,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102592839902,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102592872670,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102592905438,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102592938206,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102592970974,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102593003742,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102593036510,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102593069278,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102593102046,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102593134814,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102593167582,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102593200350,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102593233118,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102593265886,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102593298654,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102593331422,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102593364190,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102593396958,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102593429726,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102593462494,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102593495262,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102593528030,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102593560798,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102593593566,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102593626334,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102593659102,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102593691870,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102593724638,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102593757406,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102593790174,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102593822942,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102593855710,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102593888478,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102593921246,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102593954014,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/dick_sucking_champion_2021_v2_3001_trueroyal.jpg?v=1776270594"},{"product_id":"dont_be_a_dick_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Don't Be A Dick V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't Be A Dick V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48102593986782,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48102594019550,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48102594052318,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48102594085086,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48102594117854,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102594150622,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102594183390,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102594216158,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102594248926,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102594281694,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102594314462,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102594347230,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102594379998,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102594412766,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102594445534,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102594478302,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102594511070,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102594543838,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102594576606,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102594609374,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102594642142,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102594674910,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102594707678,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102594740446,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102594773214,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48102594805982,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48102594838750,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48102594871518,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48102594904286,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48102594937054,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102594969822,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102595002590,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102595035358,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102595068126,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102595100894,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102595133662,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102595166430,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102595199198,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102595231966,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102595264734,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102595297502,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102595330270,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102595363038,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102595395806,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102595428574,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102595461342,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102595494110,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102595526878,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102595559646,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102595592414,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102595625182,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102595657950,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102595690718,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102595723486,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102595756254,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102595789022,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102595821790,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102595854558,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102595887326,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102595920094,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102595952862,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102595985630,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102596018398,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102596051166,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102596083934,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102596116702,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102596149470,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102596182238,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102596215006,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102596247774,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102596280542,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102596313310,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102596346078,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102596378846,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102596411614,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102596444382,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102596477150,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102596509918,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102596542686,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102596575454,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102596608222,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102596640990,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102596673758,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102596706526,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102596739294,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102596772062,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102596804830,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102596837598,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102596870366,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/dont_be_a_dick_v1_3001_darkgreyheather.jpg?v=1776270597"},{"product_id":"dont_be_a_dick_v2-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Don't Be A Dick V2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't Be A Dick V2 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48102596903134,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48102596935902,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48102596968670,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48102597001438,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48102597034206,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102597066974,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102597099742,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102597132510,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102597165278,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102597198046,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102597230814,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102597263582,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102597296350,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102597329118,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102597361886,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102597394654,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102597427422,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102597460190,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102597492958,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102597525726,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102597558494,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102597591262,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102597624030,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102597656798,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102597689566,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102597722334,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102597755102,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102597787870,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102597820638,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102597853406,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102597886174,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102597918942,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102597951710,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102597984478,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102598017246,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102598050014,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102598082782,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102598115550,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102598148318,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102598181086,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102598213854,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102598246622,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102598279390,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102598312158,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102598344926,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102598377694,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102598410462,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102598443230,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102598475998,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102598508766,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102598541534,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102598574302,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102598607070,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102598639838,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102598672606,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102598705374,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102598738142,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102598770910,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102598803678,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102598836446,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102598869214,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102598901982,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102598934750,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102598967518,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102599000286,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102599033054,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102599065822,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102599098590,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102599131358,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102599164126,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102599196894,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102599229662,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102599262430,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/dont_be_a_dick_v2_3001_trueroyal.jpg?v=1776270600"},{"product_id":"first_of_all_eat_a_dick_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"First Of All Eat A Dick V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFirst Of All Eat A Dick V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48102599327966,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48102599360734,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48102599393502,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48102599426270,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48102599459038,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102599491806,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102599524574,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102599557342,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102599590110,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102599622878,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102599655646,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102599688414,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102599721182,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102599753950,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102599786718,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102599819486,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102599852254,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102599885022,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102599917790,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102599950558,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102599983326,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102600016094,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102600048862,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102600081630,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102600114398,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48102600147166,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48102600179934,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48102600212702,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48102600245470,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48102600278238,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102600311006,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102600343774,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102600376542,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102600409310,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102600442078,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102600474846,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102600507614,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102600540382,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102600573150,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102600605918,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102600638686,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102600671454,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102600704222,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102600736990,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102600769758,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102600802526,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102600835294,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102600868062,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102600900830,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102600933598,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102600966366,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102600999134,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102601031902,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102601064670,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102601097438,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102601130206,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102601162974,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102601195742,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102601228510,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102601261278,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102601294046,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102601326814,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102601359582,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102601392350,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102601425118,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102601457886,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102601490654,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102601523422,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102601556190,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102601588958,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102601621726,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102601654494,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102601687262,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102601720030,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102601752798,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102601785566,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102601818334,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102601851102,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102601883870,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102601916638,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102601949406,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102601982174,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102602014942,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102602047710,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102602080478,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102602113246,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102602146014,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102602178782,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102602211550,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/first_of_all_eat_a_dick_v1_3001_darkgreyheather.jpg?v=1776270604"},{"product_id":"first_of_all_eat_a_dick_v2-unisex-t-shirt","title":"First Of All Eat A Dick V2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFirst Of All Eat A Dick V2 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48102602244318,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48102602277086,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48102602309854,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48102602342622,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48102602375390,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102602408158,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102602440926,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102602473694,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102602506462,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102602539230,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102602571998,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102602604766,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102602637534,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102602670302,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102602703070,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102602735838,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102602768606,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102602801374,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102602834142,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102602866910,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102602899678,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102602932446,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102602965214,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102602997982,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102603030750,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102603063518,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102603096286,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102603129054,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102603161822,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102603194590,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102603227358,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102603260126,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102603292894,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102603325662,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102603358430,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102603391198,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102603423966,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102603456734,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102603489502,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102603522270,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102603555038,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102603587806,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102603620574,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102603653342,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102603686110,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102603718878,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102603751646,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102603784414,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102603817182,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102603849950,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102603882718,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102603915486,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102603948254,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102603981022,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102604013790,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102604046558,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102604079326,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102604112094,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102604144862,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102604177630,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102604210398,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102604243166,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102604275934,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102604308702,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102604341470,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102604374238,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102604407006,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102604439774,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102604472542,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102604505310,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102604538078,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102604570846,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102604603614,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/first_of_all_eat_a_dick_v2_3001_trueroyal.jpg?v=1776270608"},{"product_id":"first_of_all_eat_a_dick_v3-unisex-t-shirt","title":"First Of All Eat A Dick V3","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFirst Of All Eat A Dick V3 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48102604701918,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48102604734686,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48102604767454,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48102604800222,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48102604832990,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102604865758,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102604898526,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102604931294,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102604964062,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48102604996830,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48102605029598,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48102605062366,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48102605095134,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48102605127902,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102605160670,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102605193438,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102605226206,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102605258974,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102605291742,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102605324510,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102605357278,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102605390046,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102605422814,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102605455582,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102605488350,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102605521118,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102605553886,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102605586654,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102605619422,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102605652190,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102605684958,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102605717726,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102605750494,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102605783262,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48102605816030,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48102605848798,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48102605881566,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48102605914334,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48102605947102,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102605979870,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102606012638,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102606045406,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102606078174,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102606110942,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102606143710,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102606176478,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102606209246,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102606242014,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102606274782,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102606307550,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102606340318,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102606373086,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102606405854,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102606438622,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102606471390,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102606504158,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102606536926,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102606569694,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102606602462,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102606635230,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102606667998,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102606700766,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102606733534,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102606766302,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102606799070,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102606831838,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102606864606,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102606897374,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102606930142,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102606962910,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102606995678,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102607028446,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102607061214,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102607093982,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102607126750,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102607159518,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102607192286,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102607225054,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102607257822,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102607290590,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102607323358,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102607356126,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102607388894,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102607421662,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102607454430,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102607487198,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102607519966,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102607552734,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102607585502,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102607618270,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102607651038,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102607683806,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102607716574,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102607749342,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102607782110,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102607814878,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102607847646,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102607880414,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/first_of_all_eat_a_dick_v3_3001_darkgreyheather.jpg?v=1776270612"},{"product_id":"i_think_my_sock_is_pregnant_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"I Think My Sock Is Pregnant V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI Think My Sock Is Pregnant V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48102607978718,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48102608011486,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48102608044254,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48102608077022,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48102608109790,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102608142558,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102608175326,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102608208094,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102608240862,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102608273630,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102608306398,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102608339166,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102608371934,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102608404702,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102608437470,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102608470238,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102608503006,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102608535774,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102608568542,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102608601310,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102608634078,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102608666846,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102608699614,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102608732382,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102608765150,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48102608797918,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48102608830686,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48102608863454,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48102608896222,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48102608928990,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102608961758,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102608994526,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102609027294,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102609060062,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102609092830,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102609125598,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102609158366,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102609191134,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102609223902,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102609256670,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102609289438,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102609322206,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102609354974,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102609387742,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102609420510,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102609453278,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102609486046,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102609518814,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102609551582,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102609584350,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102609617118,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102609649886,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102609682654,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102609715422,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102609748190,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102609780958,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102609813726,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102609846494,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102609879262,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102609912030,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102609944798,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102609977566,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102610010334,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102610043102,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102610075870,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102610108638,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102610141406,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102610174174,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102610206942,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102610239710,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102610272478,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102610305246,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102610338014,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102610370782,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102610403550,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102610436318,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102610469086,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102610501854,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102610534622,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102610567390,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102610600158,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102610632926,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102610665694,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102610698462,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102610731230,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102610763998,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102610796766,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102610829534,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102610862302,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/i_think_my_sock_is_pregnant_v1_3001_black_e72f04c6-b6c4-4eb3-bc4f-138959be55e5.jpg?v=1776270616"},{"product_id":"i_think_my_sock_is_pregnant_v2-unisex-t-shirt","title":"I Think My Sock Is Pregnant V2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI Think My Sock Is Pregnant V2 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48102610895070,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48102610927838,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48102610960606,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48102610993374,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48102611026142,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102611058910,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102611091678,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102611124446,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102611157214,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102611189982,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102611222750,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102611255518,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102611288286,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102611321054,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102611353822,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102611386590,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102611419358,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102611452126,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102611484894,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102611517662,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102611550430,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102611583198,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102611615966,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102611648734,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102611681502,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102611714270,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102611747038,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102611779806,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102611812574,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102611845342,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102611878110,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102611910878,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102611943646,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102611976414,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102612009182,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102612041950,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102612074718,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102612107486,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102612140254,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102612173022,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102612205790,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102612238558,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102612271326,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102612304094,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102612336862,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102612369630,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102612402398,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102612435166,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102612467934,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102612500702,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102612533470,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102612566238,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102612599006,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102612631774,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102612664542,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102612697310,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102612730078,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102612762846,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102612795614,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102612828382,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102612861150,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102612893918,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102612926686,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102612959454,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102612992222,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102613024990,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102613057758,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102613090526,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102613123294,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102613156062,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102613188830,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102613221598,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102613254366,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/i_think_my_sock_is_pregnant_v2_3001_white_8ee9d9f3-7a3d-4e7f-9194-8c8007687b5d.jpg?v=1776270620"},{"product_id":"i_love_dick_v1-unisex-t-shirt","title":"I Love Dick V1","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI Love Dick V1 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48102654410974,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48102654443742,"sku":"3001-WHITE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48102654476510,"sku":"3001-WHITE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48102654509278,"sku":"3001-WHITE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48102654542046,"sku":"3001-WHITE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102654574814,"sku":"3001-WHITE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102654607582,"sku":"3001-WHITE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102654640350,"sku":"3001-WHITE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102654673118,"sku":"3001-WHITE-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 6XL","offer_id":48102654705886,"sku":"3001-WHITE-6XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102654738654,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102654771422,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102654804190,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102654836958,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102654869726,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102654902494,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102654935262,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102654968030,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102655000798,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102655033566,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102655066334,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102655099102,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102655131870,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102655164638,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102655197406,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102655230174,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102655262942,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102655295710,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102655328478,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102655361246,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102655394014,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102655426782,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102655459550,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102655492318,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102655525086,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102655557854,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102655590622,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102655623390,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102655656158,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102655688926,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102655721694,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102655754462,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102655787230,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102655819998,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102655852766,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102655885534,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102655918302,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102655951070,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102655983838,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102656016606,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102656049374,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102656082142,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102656114910,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102656147678,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102656180446,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102656213214,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102656245982,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102656278750,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102656311518,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102656344286,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102656377054,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102656409822,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102656442590,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102656475358,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102656508126,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102656540894,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102656573662,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102656606430,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102656639198,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102656671966,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102656704734,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102656737502,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102656770270,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102656803038,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/i_love_dick_v1_3001_white_0281ecb0-9d09-4634-a794-2404b567c318.jpg?v=1776270694"},{"product_id":"i_love_dick_v2-unisex-t-shirt","title":"I Love Dick V2","description":"\u003cp\u003eBella Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee - \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/3001.png?v=1776974040\" title=\"Size Chart\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-pan-x: ; --tw-pan-y: ; --tw-pinch-zoom: ; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-gradient-from-position: ; --tw-gradient-via-position: ; --tw-gradient-to-position: ; --tw-ordinal: ; --tw-slashed-zero: ; --tw-numeric-figure: ; --tw-numeric-spacing: ; --tw-numeric-fraction: ; --tw-ring-inset: ; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ .5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; --tw-blur: ; --tw-brightness: ; --tw-contrast: ; --tw-grayscale: ; --tw-hue-rotate: ; --tw-invert: ; --tw-saturate: ; --tw-sepia: ; --tw-drop-shadow: ; --tw-backdrop-blur: ; --tw-backdrop-brightness: ; --tw-backdrop-contrast: ; --tw-backdrop-grayscale: ; --tw-backdrop-hue-rotate: ; --tw-backdrop-invert: ; --tw-backdrop-opacity: ; --tw-backdrop-saturate: ; --tw-backdrop-sepia: ; color: rgb(37, 99, 235); --tw-text-opacity: 1;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI Love Dick V2 is a premium unisex jersey tee crafted from Bella Canvas 3001 fabric. This classic staple features a comfortable, breathable blend that works for everyday wear or as a canvas for custom designs. The relaxed fit and soft hand feel make it perfect for layering or wearing solo. Durable construction ensures lasting quality through countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz.\/yd² (US) 7 oz.\/L yd (CA), 100%\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh is 99\/1 \u003cspan\u003eAirlume \u003c\/span\u003ecombed and ring-spun cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover Stitched collar and sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a range of colors to match any style or brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Uncle Ned's","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48102656868574,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48102656901342,"sku":"3001-BLACK-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48102656934110,"sku":"3001-BLACK-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48102656966878,"sku":"3001-BLACK-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48102656999646,"sku":"3001-BLACK-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102657032414,"sku":"3001-BLACK-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102657065182,"sku":"3001-BLACK-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102657097950,"sku":"3001-BLACK-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48102657130718,"sku":"3001-BLACK-5XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 6XL","offer_id":48102657163486,"sku":"3001-BLACK-6XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102657196254,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102657229022,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102657261790,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102657294558,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102657327326,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102657360094,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102657392862,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102657425630,"sku":"3001-ATHLETIC GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":48102657458398,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":48102657491166,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":48102657523934,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":48102657556702,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48102657589470,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102657622238,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102657655006,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102657687774,"sku":"3001-DARK GREY HEATHER-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48102657720542,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48102657753310,"sku":"3001-NAVY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48102657786078,"sku":"3001-NAVY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48102657818846,"sku":"3001-NAVY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48102657851614,"sku":"3001-NAVY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102657884382,"sku":"3001-NAVY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102657917150,"sku":"3001-NAVY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102657949918,"sku":"3001-NAVY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XS","offer_id":48102657982686,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":48102658015454,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":48102658048222,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":48102658080990,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48102658113758,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102658146526,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102658179294,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102658212062,"sku":"3001-TRUE ROYAL-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XS","offer_id":48102658244830,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ S","offer_id":48102658277598,"sku":"3001-AQUA-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ M","offer_id":48102658310366,"sku":"3001-AQUA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ L","offer_id":48102658343134,"sku":"3001-AQUA-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ XL","offer_id":48102658375902,"sku":"3001-AQUA-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102658408670,"sku":"3001-AQUA-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102658441438,"sku":"3001-AQUA-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aqua \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102658474206,"sku":"3001-AQUA-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":48102658506974,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":48102658539742,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":48102658572510,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":48102658605278,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":48102658638046,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102658670814,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102658703582,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102658736350,"sku":"3001-KELLY GREEN-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":48102658769118,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":48102658801886,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":48102658834654,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":48102658867422,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":48102658900190,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102658932958,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102658965726,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102658998494,"sku":"3001-TEAM PURPLE-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XS","offer_id":48102659031262,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ S","offer_id":48102659064030,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ M","offer_id":48102659096798,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ L","offer_id":48102659129566,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ XL","offer_id":48102659162334,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102659195102,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102659227870,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Canvas Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102659260638,"sku":"3001-CANVAS RED-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XS","offer_id":48102659293406,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":48102659326174,"sku":"3001-BERRY-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":48102659358942,"sku":"3001-BERRY-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":48102659391710,"sku":"3001-BERRY-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":48102659424478,"sku":"3001-BERRY-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102659457246,"sku":"3001-BERRY-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102659490014,"sku":"3001-BERRY-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102659522782,"sku":"3001-BERRY-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":48102659555550,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XS","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48102659588318,"sku":"3001-LILAC-S","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48102659621086,"sku":"3001-LILAC-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48102659653854,"sku":"3001-LILAC-L","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48102659686622,"sku":"3001-LILAC-XL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48102659719390,"sku":"3001-LILAC-2XL","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":48102659752158,"sku":"3001-LILAC-3XL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":48102659784926,"sku":"3001-LILAC-4XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/files\/i_love_dick_v2_3001_black_88d65d38-5f07-4219-a8dc-44ade0c824c3.jpg?v=1776270698"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8927\/9966\/collections\/fleshbot_3001_white.jpg?v=1776955383","url":"https:\/\/merch.fleshbot.com\/collections\/t-shirts-short-sleeve.oembed?page=4","provider":"Fleshbot Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}